MwaIsInDaHouse

Hazzah; its father's day. why am i being sarcastic? Well, father's day caused me great sacrafices.  I woke up at literally 3 in the morning to make my dad a freaking card.  i was too tired at night...and again too tired at 3 in the morning, so it turned out pretty crappy...but i tried!!!! beleive me, i am not a morning person; what so ever. I sacrificed my sleep, in that case.  Also, i wanted to go to my friend Alex's beach camp and go tubing/waterskiiing/boating, but no, it's fathers day!!! i have to spend time with  my father!!!! why can't i spend time with Alex's dad? I sacraficed my beach tanning time too.  I even got a new bikini and eve

I know.  I'm a scardy cat.  but theres LIGHTING AND THUNDER OUTSIDE BAAHHHHHHHHHHHH helllp meee! wat if my house gets struck by lightning?  What if i burn up into bacon?  wat if wolves eat me because im now bacon?  wat if i end up as wolf poo????? this could end up terribly.   if i die... you can all post words of goodbye on my profie :( "Dear MwaIsInDaHouse you were the best deviant ever and we'll miss your not well thought out comments.  Please have fun in your journy through a wolves digestive system." AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH more thunder!! right now im hiding under my desk with my laptop no joke... im scared the powers go

Alright so for english ive got to write a paragraph that catches people's attention and makes them wanna read on.  could u guys tell me if this is any sort of hooking????? im bad at capturing attention:0 a reason why i am single at the moment lolz Everyone has a secret.   Big or small, like it or not.  Everyone you meet's hiding something.  Your boyfriend, girlfriend, best friend, every single member of your family.  You have one too, and so do I.  Except, my secret's a little different.   Yours could be someone you have a crush on.  A bad test score.  Maybe a secret diary.  But, mine?  That's different.  Not normal.  Maybe a little insa